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NO NEWS FROM AMERICA

A saucy tale dealing with the anthropology of a famous rock band that plays peculiar music and the evil music journalist who is out to save his job by bringing them down. It's the movie you haven't seen, because it hasn't been made.

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1 Raw Deal In Furniture 03:03 Info Free

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2 Donut Shop People 04:54 Info Free

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3 Cola Feet 07:09 Info Free

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4 Overzealous Termites 01:37 Info Free

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5 Tongue Tracks In Ice Cream 02:50 Info Free

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6 Your Name Is MIne 04:38 Info Free

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Raw Deal In Furniture - J. Salvatore - all instruments
From the album, No News From America © 1998 Urban Beef Market Records

Donut Shop People - J. Salvatore - all instruments
From the album, No News From America © 1998 Urban Beef Market Records

Cola Feet - J. Salvatore - all instruments
From the album, No News From America © 1998 Urban Beef Market Records

Overzealous Termites - J. Salvatore - all instruments
From the album, Tongue Tracks In Ice Cream © 2003 Urban Beef Market Records

Tongue Tracks In Ice Cream - J. Salvatore - guitars (and 2nd solo);
Matt Venus - guitar solos only (1st and 3rd solos); Cary Dachtyl - drums and percussion
From the album, Tongue Tracks In Ice Cream © 2003 Urban Beef Market Records

Your Name Is Mine - Chris Sutton - guitar, vocals; J. Salvatore - bass; Tracy Spears - drums
From the album, Nowhere Space © 2006 Urban Beef Market Records ( UK, Italy, Germany, France only)

All songs composed by John Salvatore except "Your Name Is Mine" by Chris Sutton & John Salvatore. © Urban Beef Market Records. All Rights Reserved. Unauthorized duplication is a criminal offense.

Discography

All titles on Urban Beef Market Records

The Nowhere Space (UBM-1807) Originally released June 2006. Watch for U.S. version, coming soon!

Tongue Tracks In Ice Cream (UBM-1806) - Originally released October 2003. Skid Baxter continues the neverending quest to explore different musical frontiers. Currently SOLD-OUT. Watch for re-issue coming soon!

No News From America (UBM-1805) - Originally released January 1999. Digitally remastered in 2002. A saucy tale dealing with the anthropology of a famous rock band that plays peculiar music and the evil music journalist who is out to save his job by bringing them down. It's the movie you haven't seen, because it hasn't been made.

SBP (UBM-1803) - Released June 1997. Contains songs that would become part of No News From America, plus unreleased material. OUT OF PRINT.

Highway To Corn And Peanut Hell (UBM-1802) - Originally released July 1995. Since the 1950s, the largest industry in the world, particularly in America, has been the manufacture, refinement and distribution of anxiety. Every day Americans are bombarded with the latest directives from the media: "don't do this, don't do that; take this pill, buy this product". Highway to Corn and Peanut Hell illustrates the absurdity of it all by issuing its own directive, "beware of the internal reconstruction of consumed corn and peanuts." CURRENTLY OUT OF PRINT - Watch for re-issue coming soon!

Tonguevolution

"Tongue Tracks" cover art, insert pics, sketches...

Inspiration.

Slim

Googly

"I ordered this [ice-cream cone] and now I refuse to eat it." - Peter Tork

The original cover takes shape.

Presto!

The re-issue of this album prompted new cover art and an expanded CD-insert that will include all pictures that make up this gallery. Sketch by Aric Slater

The idea of what should be hppening in the picture becomes more clear. Sketch by Aric Slater

Final rendering before Aric did some enhancement touch-ups. by Aric Slater